This blog ain't meant for those people I know - unless they happen upon it - it's meant for YOU... I simply want to share some of my experiences I've had in life; and hopefully at the same time lift up the spirits of those who happen upon this blog.

Thursday, December 22

I am very dry (wet?)

Today...i realized something. When you are dry, how easy it to get wet? Very very easy, well maybe if your in the middle of the desert it's harder, but I guess I should consider I'm from Detroit arena, surrounded by waters galore...anyways. It's very easy to get wet, even if your not swimming there are tons of other ways to get yourself hideously fantabulously gloriously terribly wet. You can do it on accident or on purpose. Sometimes the water is mud from a blue ford pick up truck that drove by and you got just a little peeved. Maybe not.



BUT! Notice that once you are wet...it is SOOOOO much harder to get yourself dry than it was to get wet. Aquaman must have a HUGE problem with this. And ya know, I related this to good and evil as I stood there with mud all over myself. Yeah, for some reason I wear t-shirts when it's thirty or forty degrees outside, but I'm a  Detroiter yo...

I thought I should show you a picture of Aquaman. Notice his hair looks fanstastic despite him being in the water. I wish my hair could do that. Really, I bet he uses that good stuff from Australia. It smells awesome. I just need to get myself some of that.



I've gotta ground me own self here........

The term 'good' is used too vaguely these days in the language I know that is called English (I"m trying to learn Spanish and Finnish). Well, in this context good means more of a 'morally and ethically straight'. many people deviate from this path. MANY PEOPLE. Even me. And once you start trudging your wet little feet off the concrete and onto the broken road, it gets a lot harder to get dry. Especially when you think you know a shortcut, but it instead gets you stuck in mud.



The only way to become good or dry, is through repentance, which can be likened to a towel. The towel wipes away all the badness and the evil and mud, but you really need a shower to really get rid of the crud from vehind your earlobes. Haha, I said 'vehind' on accident instead of 'behind'. Haha, I put little quote marks around the word behind. Heeeheee! Errrrr and once you get clean, you can, once again, feel great and look great. You'll still have that image of the trucker forever emblazoned in your mind, (I think we truly don't ever forget anything - we just choose not to remember it or don't understand our own mind well enough or some hullaballoo like that) but you'll still feel fantastic.

EDIT: OH! Oh! And the shower could be the sacrament, which is relaly repentance - BOOM! Double whammy hit right on my own chest WAZZZUUPPP!