Parachutes and airplanes

I was posed the following question, and the first things I thought of quite surprised me. It's possible that I would have the same answers if the situation were to happen... but I don't think they'd be as 'far out there' as the following ones that came to mind when I was posed the following question...

It was either this reference, or Jumper by Third-Eye-Blind. Needless to say, I chose this one.

What would you think about if you fell out of an airplane without a parachute?

1. Where's iron man when you need him?

Just saying... that would be awesome. To have an Iron Man suit, not to fall out of a plane without a parachute.

2. How about Spiderman? No Superman is much better.

3. The movie Dakota Skye: "On the way down, which way would you rather be facing? Would your ather be looking up at the sky having no clue when the end is gonna hit? Or would you rather face first be aware of the moment when everything cuts to black knowing that this second would be your last. Or would you rather be faced up, legs kicked back, and enjoy the ride down?"

4. Wouldn't it have been safer to stay in the plane?

Maybe not...

5. The movie Rugrats in Paris: "It's a bird, it's a plane...it's Angelica!"

6. My friends and family.

7. In heaven will there be Jamba Juice? Would I be able to fly up there? Wait, I can pretend I can right now...

Squeeeeeeze

8. What will my body look like after it lands? Would cologne stop the smell coming from my body if I put on enough? How long does it take a dead body to smell?

9. Haha, that farm looks funny.

10. If I were to hit the top of a pointy building, like a spire or something, how far down on the spire would my body go?

I'd say halfway down the spire and then my body would split into multiple parts. It would be much cooler if my body stayed on the spire however...

11. I finally know what it's like to be inside of a cloud and not be in an airplane. And what if I somehow survived by landing on a warehouse full of pillows shaped like clouds?

12. I'm an idiot.

Now you tell me I have to have a parachute?

13. No I'm not, the plane was crashing anyway... might as well have fun with it.

14. Well you could have jumped off closer to the ground...

15. Yes, I'm right. I am an idiot.

16. Is this a dream? Ow! Nope, that would be a no.

Will the top fall down?

17. What are people going to remember me by? As 'the guy that jumped out of a crashing airplane and was the only one to die as the plane didn't actually crash?"

18. What if I came back to life during my funeral service and walked out of the coffin during the viewing? Or maybe come back in a different looking body and say to people at my funeral, "Ya know, I never really liked this guy anyway."

That actually happened to this guy. He was alive during his funeral.

19. I'm gonna die. Crap.

20. Might as well enjoy the ride down...

 Yet another fantastic actor.