I have to get this off my chest. I've been following a training protocol since November, I can only eat meat, eggs, and vegetables, and I am in the best shape of my life (I'm only 18 tho...). There's still a ton of room for improvement but it's very promising.

American Psycho :)

What needs to get off my chest is I need to warn you guys about gluttony. Very bad. Actually, I would prefer to get it out of my stomach than off my chest now that I think about it. I have one hour a week (usually Friday or Saturday), where I can eat whatever or however much I want. Today, I totally pigged out. In an hour, I ate as many calories as Michael Phelps does in a day. Yeah. Except I only had a half hour of exercise. Not eating for a week sounds really good right now considering I had to crawl to get to this chair my stomach hurts so bad.

GLUTTONY = BAD

BAD = NOT GOOD

NOT GOOD = USUALLY DETRIMENTAL TO YOU IN SOME WAY

USUALLY DETRIMENTAL TO YOU IN SOME WAY = I'M NEVER GONNA DO THIS SAME THING AGAIN

You'll never get away with this, Black Helmet Man! You are bad! You are bad and we are good! Your badness will be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph! Bad is bad - good is good! Bad-bad-good-bad! Good-good-bad-good, bad! Good.

Yeah. And I'm leaving this as a testimony to ya'll  that I won't ever pig out this much again. Emphasis on too much. I have definitely learned my limits. And I went waaaaaayyyyyyyy over them. It's like comparing a GameBoy Color to whatever the newest creation from Nintendo is. (I'll add pictures to this post l8r this weekend, I need to fall on the floor and writhe in agony for ANOTHER 6 hours).